In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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