After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Use "feeling words"
Yay
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Randomize