she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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