I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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