How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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