I heard we made out
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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