so that wasnt chicken after all
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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