oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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