so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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