I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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