Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
