sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Randomize
