So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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