physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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