SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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