My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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