Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I currently don't understand fingers.
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