I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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