dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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