Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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