Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
