Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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