So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You took a bar mat shot.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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