We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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