Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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