no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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