His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
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i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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