if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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