How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Randomize
