He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Dick very happy bro
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