awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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