Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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