i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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