Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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