i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
that's an acceptable place to lick
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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