90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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