Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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