the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
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A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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