Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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