If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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