YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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