i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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