do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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