Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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