tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I smell like Dick and happiness
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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