It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
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It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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