that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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