420 ftw
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
high people should be assigned attendants
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I'm always down for nudity.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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