Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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