Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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