id be glad to
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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