he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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