Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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