i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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