Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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